Laughter

mayb is not funny for u all but i do think is funny cause i have gone through it
the story starts like this:


I was waiting for my dad to fetch and standing there
holding my expresso blended venti from starbucks

then suddenly 2 guys approach me
those who ask u to join for english class

they ask me do u wan to join english class??
then he saw my coffee

he say :
"owhh you english must be very good lah
cause u drink starbucks"

me:
"wat?? who say drink starbucks' people
english very good?? people poor in english cannot
drink starbucks de meh?"

He :
"owh they dunno how to order mah so cant drink loh"

me :
"they have the menu hanging de mah
u juz point lah...takkan tak boleh rite??"

he :
"but ur english sure very good de lah
juz bcz u drink starbucks.....and yeah have u
learn phonetics be4?? those in the dictionary one
the word that teach u how to read the words
in the correct pronounciation wan leh??"

me :
"yeah i know how to use it."

he :
" u learn be4 izit??"

me :
"no ah?? use the dictionary and learn it myself lah
very easy only mah.."

he:
"u learn it urself ah?? how can then i must test u ad"

me:
"i long time din use ad wor..."

he:
"then i cant believe that u know it lah"


he wrote down the word - correct-

me :
" kerek"

* most Malaysian will pronounce it as "kolek" but actually is "kerek" juz FYI*

he :
"OMG u really know de ah??"

me:
" yeah i told u so juz now"

he:
"OMG i am in trouble now
u r the only one i interview for so far
u can learn it by urself de......!!!!!"

me:
"u all only provide Eng ah?? no japanese or korean ah??"

he:
" no wor........"

me:
" i am more interested in these 2 lah
cause i know little bit by watching drama lah
can speak little bit only"

he:
"what?? u learn from watching drama ah??"

-in my heart i say"actually a lot of people also like tat de lah"

haha
thx for my dad to reach ad

haha
tis conversation is in chinese
haha
btw is super funny lah
tats wat i think
mayb others do not think so